Jokes

  A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.  A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie.

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  "A drunken man is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road.  A cop pulls him over.  "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"  "I've been at a bar," slurs the drunk.  "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."  "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.  "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"  "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.  "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.

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            I planned to keep a joke page on this site. If you are willing to share any jokes with others send them, and I will paste those jokes with your credits. Hope to see your jokes soon. Do mention in the mail that you want that joke on the site... lol

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Emran Ashraf

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